Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 　　每个成功男人的背后，都有个女人。每个失败男人的背后，都有两个。 　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 　　再快乐的单身汉早晚也会结婚，美满非是永久的嘛。 　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 　　聪明人皆是未婚的，结婚的人不容易再聪明起来。 　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 　　成功是一种相干名词，他会给你带来好多不相干的亲戚（联系）。 　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 　　爱情就象照片，须要大批的暗房时间来培育。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 　　后面一排座位上的小孩会生出不测，后面一排座位上的不测会生出小孩。 　　"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 　　“此刻的梦想打算着你的将来”，是以仍是再睡一会吧。 　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 　　应当有更没有问题形式最初新一天，而非是千篇绝对的在每个上午都醒来。 　　"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "“努力事业不会导致死亡！”只是咱不会用本人去声明。 　　"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "“事业好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人力作。 　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 　　神打算了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在抉择友人方面他给了你留了余地。 　　When two's company, three's the result! 　　两私人的状况是不固定的，三私人才是！ 　　A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 　　服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但其实不妨碍你尽情的观察。 　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. 　　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 　　学的越多，晓得的越多，晓得的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，晓得的越少，为何学来着？