焦仲卿johnny(jforshort) 　　刘兰芝lunch(lforshort) 　　焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort) 　　刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort) 　　太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort) 　　强盗burglars(abandc) 　　prologue 序幕 　　(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪) 　　j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my 　　wife is wusong. 　　译：人人都讲咱怕老婆，实质上咱是老虎，（小声）咱妻子是武松。 　　(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you! 　　译：咱才不怕你呢！ 　　(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! 　　译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，咱妻子是最有名气的。她比咱勇敢、比咱聪明、比咱强壮。咱还不在乎这点。咱只感觉她该对咱温柔些，可是她却不晓得温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！ 　　(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j) 　　my god! who can help me?(下) 　　译：咱的天！谁来救救咱啊？ 　　act1 第一幕 　　(序幕完毕时,jm作窃听状) 　　jm(拄拐棍上):i can! 　　(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you? 　　l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出去):i’m here! what’s up ，mum? 　　jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”. 　　l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up? 　　jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so 　　lazy…… 　　l:but…… 　　jm:never interrupt me! 　　l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all 　　daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken 　　and…… 　　jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson! 　　l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(最初解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下) 　　act2 　　(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上) 　　l:mum, i’m back! 　　lm:you are back?why?what happened? 　　l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. 　　lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on 　　marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen 　　to me. look at yourself…… 　　l:but,mum…… 　　lm:never interrupt me! 　　l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and 　　i’ll marry whomever you want me to. 　　lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter 　　haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go 　　and tell him.(下) 　　l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅 　　铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下) 　　act3 　　(j睡眼惺忪上) 　　j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks? 　　(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty! 　　(忽然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. 　　(他的肚子仿佛咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 　　裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now 　　she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself. 　　jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet? 　　j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone! 　　jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice 　　girl,go and take her back! 　　j(立正敬礼):yes madam! 　　act4 　　(j开心地走着，突然跳出去三个强盗) 　　a:hey you!stop and listen to us! 　　the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) 　　b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在统一块石头上) 　　c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚) 　　ab&c:give us all your money! 　　j(搜遍了每一种口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough? 　　(三强盗晕倒状，继续三人聚在一边商量) 　　a:what bad luck! this guy is broken! 　　b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight! 　　c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and 　　rob the wedding! 　　a&b:good idea! 　　j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible! 　　ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! 　　j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet! 　　(忽然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go 　　with you. you take the money and i take the bride. 　　b:have you got any experience? 　　j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从内部摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) 　　act5 　　(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) 　　(j和三强盗跃至台中) 　　abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us! 　　a:the road is built by me! 　　b:and i planted one tree. 　　c:if you want to go by this street--- 　　j:give us all your money! 　　(l听到j的声响，掀起了盖头) 　　l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后) 　　(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒) 　　j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去） 　　(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms) 　　(j将ms胸前的新郎标记扯下戴在本人胸前) 　　j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you? 　　l(哭状):i hurt a lot! 　　j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) 　　l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下) 梳理：zhl201611